October 29, 2001

Yikes, I got more stuff from my physics teacher. Oo:

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.

Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun and shoot other people in the eyes.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.


My favorite is "If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun and shoot other people in the eyes. " Because yes, that sounds like a good time!

..holy crap, this is scary:



The e-mail also says "I expect this back!"...okay, if you know my teacher, he's not really a huggy kind of person. Not like all this warm gushy Pooh and friends stuff...jesus christ!..well I guess i have to send it back or maybe he'll kill me. What about all the other people in my class? Hm

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